From: The Palatial Estates of Balnagask

Height: 5ft 11

Weight: 211lbs

Signature Move: Gatecrasher Powerslam

And so it was, after getting hit over the head with a microphone by his former charge Alan Sterling, that some sort of brain trauma manifested itself into what you see here today. Lord Mr Malice was born, and we're all better for it. Apparently.

Ably assisted by Jeeves Winchester, Lord Mr Malice has not had the most auspicious of starts to his WrestleZone career. A quick elimination in a triple threat tag-team match at Battle of the Nations, soundly dispatched by Blue Thunder in Inverurie, followed by successive defeats at the hands of 'Cruncher' Craib (his words!) in Banchory and Keith; indeed our 'Lordship' has yet to register a victory.

We're not sure what the future holds for the Lord and Jeeves, and we don't want to watch but we can't help it. It's like a beautiful car crash.